Wild Animals

Let's start a zoo! I will provide the wild monkeys. After dinner tonight J and I were cleaning the kitchen when we heard, at the top of their lungs, the monkeys yelling,"HELLO, PEOPLE!!! HI, PEOPLE OUT THERE!!!" And in the front room, there they were, yelling out our open window at the neighbors and their numerous guests, who were trying to enjoy a barbecue. I shut the window and admonished those animals, then returned to the kitchen to clean the rice off the floor. Tomorrow I will enlist their help in scrubbing the porcelain waste receptacles in the lavatory since, although they have built-in aimers, they still miss. I will have to remind at least two of them to keep their fingers out of their noses, to please get a tissue, or to not wipe their boogers on the wall, furniture, carpet, etc. I will corral them on a hunt for clothing as to gather as large a load of their laundry as possible. Look for stray socks, they could be anywhere. In trees, atop bushes, under tables, chairs, beds, toys. I will have to remind them again to use inside voices, to not whack their brothers when they are mad, not to throw things (clothes, toys, shoes) at the brother who is trying to sleep, and to please put their knees down when they are at the table. My wild monkeys are of the Halfie variety: dark hair, brown eyes, olive skin. What kind of animals do you have to offer to the zoo?