Showing posts with label sick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sick. Show all posts

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Ultimate Tri Relay

 (aka: Ultimate Throw-Up Relay)

My old college roomie Louise lives up in Cache Valley and does triathlons. I haven't gotten to the swimming-biking yet, but she found a race we could do together. The Ultimate Tri relay is comprised of 4 swim/4 bike/4 run -12 legs, totaling over 130 miles in one day. Louise asked me if I would come run two 6-mile legs. She swam one leg and biked one. The other 4 people on the team covered the rest. I woke at 4AM to meet a few other teammates to carpool with. And I puked on the way up. Yuck. After arriving at Pineview reservoir, I huddled in the backseat of the car until I could get myself upright for this picture:

 and to watch my friend Louise swim...
 ...emerge from the water...
 ...still emerging...
 ...run up the beach and pass the slap bracelet off to the first biker.
The rest was a blur. I remember a black truck, nausea, a 6-mile run (1.5 miles out, 1.5 miles back, 1.5 miles out, 1.5 miles back -- really, triathletes? Can't make the course a little more scenic?), more nausea, bumpity bumpity bumpity, eating, throwing up, and this run by Jordanelle Reservoir.
 Coming back from my first 3 miles
 Contemplating why I had to run the same 1.5 miles there and back again
And finally decorating the side of the black truck with vomit as we drove into Midway. Yeah. Wow.

So, those triathletes are a completely different breed of person! They're almost scary. But my team was fun and great and amazing. I'm glad they put up with the non-triathlete and her pukey chunks. Not sure if I'm going to do it again. Actually, I'm not sure that I'm invited...

Friday, January 20, 2012

The Sickness of Mr. H

Here is how H gets sick (so far)...

Wednesday night
11 PM: wakes up crying. I pat his back and get him back to sleep.

11:20 PM: wakes up again. I go in his room and he's standing by his bed with a little glob of vomit in his hand. We go to the bathroom, wash him up, wait for more (which doesn't come), get him back to bed. I fetch a bowl from the kitchen and set it by his bed.

Midnight: wakes up crying again, but no vomit. I decide to sleep in his room to keep him asleep.

12:20AM: wakes up crying again, leans over the bed and vomits in the bowl. Wimpers a little and goes back to sleep. I get up, dump the vomit in the toilet, rinse out the bowl, and go back to his room.

1AM: repeat of 12:20AM

6:30AM: I wake up in H's bed. He's sitting on the floor playing "Cars" on O's Leapster.

No. More. Sick. Wow. Would that all of us would get sick that way.

He played, scampered around, had a massive amount of energy all day. That's it. I've been watching him since then. No more sick. Still mystified by it.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Sickies Have Arrived

A few weeks ago, the Sickies began circling...

O developed a mild cold which kept him home from church one Sunday and school for a few days. He shared it with H, who stayed home from church the next Sunday and spent a few days sniffling and coughing. I thought the Sickies were taking their leave. Foolish thought, that.

Last week J was in Idaho, working late nights and experiencing stress. Once home, he spent Saturday guiding people up Spanish Fork Peak, waiting in a freezing cold cloud 4 hours till all summited who wanted to summit, and finally returning home and to the great indoors 16 hours after he left it. That very morning, O woke with a fever and a tickly, chesty cough. He has since shared his fever with J. They have spent the past 3 days in bed, coughing, being chilled, being hot, and being miserable. H, S, and I are valiantly trying to stay healthy. H is doing well, and I am amazed that he is not sick at all. H and O's beds face each other and they naturally fall asleep with their bodies turned toward their brother. Every time I hear O wake up coughing in the middle of the night, I can just see in my mind's eye the germs flying out of his mouth straight into H's. So far nothing, but time will tell... S has an iron immune system. He doesn't get anything, or if he does, it's gone in a day. Amazing. I am in denial about the cough that is trying to settle in my throat and chest. However, the undue fatigue that is creeping up on me is harder to ignore. So it is, that at 11:18 AM on a Wednesday morning, J, O, H, and I are crowded in our bed like sardines, taking a nap, restlessly coughing, blogging, and playing "I Spy," respectively. Hopefully that will soon change to: taking a nap, taking a nap, taking a nap, and playing "I Spy." We'll see. I'm thinking the Sickies are having a little too much fun with this family and that it's time they leave.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Spring Break

We've begun our Spring Break with vomit and diarrhea. I don't mind, actually. It's nice to have all my boys home. We are listening to "Peter and the Wolf" and "The Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra" while making domino tracks. Plus, since most of the kids are sick, I don't have to cook. I made a vat of chicken soup (a la Sungsook Kim) and rice, so I won't have to cook for a few days. Doesn't get much better than that! (Okay, so take away the vomit and diarrhea and there's a perfect Spring Break, but we'll take it as it is!)

Friday, January 29, 2010

We're Gonna Be Rich

J and I have just figured out The Next Big Thing. Forget P90X. Forget the Bowflex. Forget exercise balls, the Thighmaster, that thing that electrocutes your muscles into firmness while you lay on the couch watching tv. We have the perfect idea for total abdominal fitness. You'll see it soon on late-night infomercials.

Here it is: One simple inhaler. Just a puff or two every day that injects germs or an irritant of your choice into your lungs. Then just cough your way to rock-solid abs! You'll see results in just one week. That's right -- just one week! A flabby belly preventing you from fitting into that one sleek dress? Jeans a little too tight? A weekend of beach-volleyball coming up that you're not quite ready for? Just a puff or two a day and you'll have a 6-pack that is the envy of all who look at you!

After 10 days of coughing non-stop, J's abs are almost to their former glory. That core, 10 years ago, was a sight to behold. It went into hibernation under some squishy layers, but -- boy is it back! Who needs exercise when you can just get sick and cough your way back into that perfect body?!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Easter Candy: The Aftermath

I am not a fan of mountains of candy for holidays. Especially the religious holidays whose significance gets overshadowed by commercialism and CANDY. The funny thing is, I really like candy. I have a very insistent sweet tooth that hounds me until I satisfy it. I'm just anti-candy for my energetic kids. They have plenty of hyperactivity stored up in them without all that sugar. Having said this, here are our Easter 2009 Candy Experiences:


S is the first to wake up and hunts down and eats all the jelly beans randomly placed in his bedroom and the hallway before J and I are even coherent.

When all the monkeys are awake, we go downstairs to hunt jelly beans. Trying to keep it fair, we tell them to put all of their finds in a pile and then we will divide them up. I go into the kitchen to make Swedish Pancakes and J follows the boys around in their hunting pursuits. A few minutes later, he comes into the kitchen and asks where the pile of jelly beans went. Had I moved them? No, I had not. We look down at H, who has meandered into the kitchen -- mouth bulging, sugary juice dribbling out of the corners of his mouth. Mystery solved.

Somehow manage to put a little nutrition into their bellies. Church goes well. H can't sit still during Sacrament Meeting. He is two, after all. And full of jelly beans.

After church we come home and the steady working through of the Easter baskets continues. Dinner, then to Grandma's. She goes all out and the egg hunt is a hit. S & O retire downstairs with some cousins to count their eggs. S knows how many eggs each person has. He may grow up to be an accountant. H settles in at the table to work on his eggs. I manage to sneak out the hard candies and the Now and Laters. 15 minutes later, he is done with all of his candy. O plays happily and well until he decides to poke his cousin with a stick and throw sand on her. Our cue to go home.

In the car, S buckles in, H is buckled, O droops over his seat, complaining of a belly ache. We gently suggest that excessive candy is not really a good idea. He falls asleep on the way home. Hooray! We think that bedtime will be a snap. Then S says that his belly hurts. O goes from car to bed. He wakes up enough for two songs and to tell me his game plan for the next day:"We'll put the candy away tonight, because my belly hurts. Then in the morning, I'll have some more. My belly will hurt, so we'll put it away tomorrow night. The next morning, I'll wake up and have some more. Then my belly will hurt. That night, we won't put the candy away, because it will be all gone!" S climbs into bed docily enough and drops off to sleep ok. H takes a little while to calm down, and then he drifts off to sleep too. Whew! J and I spend some time talking then head upstairs to bed. It is 10 o'clock. (Can you hear the ominous music?)

Just before we open our door, J hears O stirring. I hear him ask,"O, are you ok? Oh, are you sick?" Then he comes running out of the room. I dash in there and am abruptly stopped short by the smell. Now, I generally don't get sick from the puke smell, but this was bad. All the Easter candy O had consumed was in a puddle on his bed, blanket, and pillow -- and the puddle was getting bigger. I waited for the heaving to subside, then hustled O to the bathroom, where J sat by him, while I cleaned up the mess. It was bad. I had to keep leaving the room for fresh air until the task was complete. 15 minutes later, O is asleep on a towel on the bathroom floor. Sheets are in the washer, blankets outside, fresh sheets on the bed, Scentsy plugged in in the boys' room. He goes back to bed and sleeps well throughout the night. This morning, the first thing he asks for? His Easter candy.

We've decided that next year we will hide the jelly beans around the house (J likes to watch them run around looking them), and then do all non-food items in their baskets -- chalk, bubbles, cheapie toys, etc. Then we'll ration the Grandma candy.


H intent on the hunt



O on a mission


S & O scoping out the egg scene